Anon knows what’s up.
This escalated quickly.
Heard you we’re talkin’ shit.
excuse me you tree huggers! stop bullying my brother or you will soon find yourself with an axe in a very uncomfortable place!!
No, excuse you cave diggers! Stop being rude and inelegant. ò ó
I beg your pardon?
Threatening my queen?
Elf game too strong!
Don’t give up, uncle! We may be a few in number, but we’re fighters - all of us! To the last dwarf!!!
And! If there is a key… there must be a door!!!
The best family a Dwarf could ask for!
pf! (where are you Galadriel?! …Lord Elrond?! oó LEGGLES!)
I heard my name?
Don’t think your friends will intimidate us, Elf king. We will fight them while they can but glow at us.
Fíli, Kíli - for defending your uncle, I am proud of you.
Bitch please…as if we would like to see you in the daylight…
Unlikely that you will, what with your overgrown forest that suffocates all light! Wouldn’t do harm to cut down a few trees *swings axe*
I’d like to see you try.
Better keep an eye out then. Dwarves are never unprepared.
Dare to say that again.
Let me think about how many **** were given by the elves… that’s right. none.